ARE YOU LISTENING, STANLEY KAISER?

I would like you to listen to the bum bum bumming
And the bong bong bonging of the oh so very precise little bass riffs on this recording
For as you will see, they are the work of STANLEY KAISER
And Stanley does not listen to anyone else (other than himself, of course)
So if you happen to catch Stanley's attention, please ask him if he is listening.

Q: Are you listening, Stanley Kaiser, are you listening?
A: Stanley does not listen to anyone else

¿Estas escuchando?
Y prestar atención, Stanley Kaiser!

There is no point in talking to Stanley
He does not listen to anyone nor anything else for that matter
You, should save your breath
Do not speak to Stanley, he will not listen

Are you listening, Stanley Kaiser?
¿Estas escuchando?
Are you listening Stanley, are you listening?
Presta atención

No, he is not listening
Stanley Kaiser does not listen

If I were you, I'd grab myself a bunky burger
And go listen to some werbel bunkster moozic
Yeah - that's werbel bunkster moozic!

Are you listening, Stanley Kaiser?
¿Estas escuchando?
(No, he is not listening)
Are you listening, Stanley, are you listening?

Alas, no
Q: Why does Stanley Kaiser only to listen to the dum dum dumming and the bong bong bonging of his own punchy little bass riffs?

A: Stanley agrees with the American novelist Theodore Drieser, that:

"Words are but the vague shadows of the volumes we mean. As little audible links, they are merely chaining together great inaudible feelings and purposes"

And unfortunately (added to this), Stanley's tendency to discover a touch of freshness has for the nonce, disappeared
So if you do happen to catch his attention
Please ask Stanley if he is listening...
Or not