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A SNARFED SNORKEL ON SQUID POPPER BEACH
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DD: My name is Detective Danzon and I am here to investigate a felony reported on Squid Popper Beach
MC: But Detective Danzon, why are we travelling by submarine?
DD: Agent Molly, the felony wasn't committed on the beach
MC: How do you know that?
DD: Have a look up my periscope; what do you see?
MC: A sea turtle trapped in plastic?
DD: No
MC: An octopus with all its tentacles trapped in plastic?
DD: No, not that either
MC: But I can't see anything. What am I looking for?
DD: Lift the periscope up and look along the beach
MC: Detective Danzon, all I can see are popped squid
DD: That's why it's called Squid Popper Beach
But look over there, just by that pool. Can you see it?
MC: Oh yes, I see it. It's a Moltoffable Dekary Adenitor's mask
DD: No it's not a Moltoffable Dekary Adenitor's mask
MC: Well Detective Danzon, what is it?
DD: It's a snorkel
MC: There's nothing strange about a snorkel on a beach
DD: But can't you see, Molly?
MC: See what?
DD: Look at it - it's SNARFED.
MC: Snarfed, Detective Danzon?
DD: Yes agent Crowcuckle, that snorkel has been snarfed. Whoever snarfed that snorkel may also have popped those squiddies...
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DD: So after further forensic investigation, it appears to me that there has been no felony committed here on Squid Popper Beach
MC: But Detective Danzon, look at all the snarfed snorkels and the popped squidies. How do you explain such a strange phenomenon?
DD: Well you see agent Molly, why do you think these squiddies have popped?
MC: I've no idea
DD: Ok, so look at the teeth marks on the snarfed snorkel. It appears to suggest the squid were trying to save themselves by biting their aggressor and...
MC: Ah, I see. So even though there appears to be a homicide it is actually a case of death by misadventure because humans have disturbed a group of squid, the squid have retaliated, ate the humans, but in doing so have popped?
DD: Yes agent Crowcuckle, that is exactly what happened
MC: Fantastic. Detective Danzon, you are the master of sleuth