SAD ROCK MOUNTAIN

Verse 1
My name is Detective Danzon
Solver of all heinous crime and sleuth related investigation
But today, there is no one around in the house of Danzon
Because this weekend I am on my way to:

Chorus
Sad Rock Mountain... on vacation
Sad Rock Mount... no sleuth here today!
Sad Rock Mountain... my lachrymose location
Sad Rock Mountain... where I can get away

Verse 2
It has often been said that to be a sleuth you have to think crime 24 hours of the day
Well let me tell you, buddy
Not this weekend, oh no - not me because
I am going to a place where criminals dare not hide
For if they do this mountain will expose them and leave them no hiding place
What's the name of this place? Well, It's called....

Chorus
Sad Rock Mountain... just gloomy tranquility
Sad Rock Mount... and restful pines and peaks
Sad Rock Mountain... a morose kind of mountain
Sad Rock Mountain... you can end up staying for weeks

(spoken)
"This is Sargeant Ploonk of the Philiadelphia Police Dept.
I need to speak to Detective Danzon"
"I realise you are on vacation just now however sir, I need you to contact me urgently"
"Begging your pardon sir, but you must call me more urgently than that"
"Even more urgently, sir"
"You are not taking this seriously, I have to speak to you"
"Detective Danzon, will you please call Sargent Ploonk, urgently sir"
(continues)...
"Detective Danzon, do you remember the case of the mysterious nude woman on the Claude Allowez bridge in De Pere?
Well sir, I am sorry to inform you, but the same woman has been sighted once again causing a public violation at the foot of Sad Rock Mountain"

(Danzon talks Again) So, no sooner had I planned my vacation when I received a call from Sargent Ploonk to inform me that
That crazy woman, that completely nuts nude woman from De Pere was at the foot of Sad Rock Mountain
Once again behaving like a complete idiot
And once again it is down to yours truly to go and apprehend this lady...
Ah well, Cest la vie!